My Favorite Kills

Fuck the introductions. You know why you're here, let's get to it:

The Party Scene -  The Collection (2012) Best rave ever? or best rave ever! No Idea how that is even possible. Don't care, because it looks amazing.
The Ice Breaker -  Jason X (2001) I won't get into the logistics of why he is in space (or how), but in this scene, Jason revives (of course) and stuffs some poor lab tech's head into a sink full of liquid nitrogen, then smashes it against the nearby counter-top. Fantastic!
Just Kickin' It - 300 (2006) You already know this scene, so there's no need to explain it.  My question to you is: "How the fuck do you kick someone into a bottomless pit."  Quickly followed by, "Who the fuck has a bottomless pit?!"
Julius vs. Jason -  Friday the 13th: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) Julius never had a shot. He's a tough guy. He boxes, he's bad ass. He isn't afraid to face anyone. Enter Jason. After getting in a few good shots, Jason gives him a stiff uppercut and suddenly we're watching Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots.
Laser Grid - Resident Evil (2002) Who will win when the Captain of the police force faces off against a laser grid while infiltrating a security system? (Spoiler alert: Lasers win)
The Eliminator The Expendables (2010) Jet Li and Jason Statham team up and play Hi-Low with a drug lord's neck. That one looked like it hurt.
Deep Throated Rambo (2008) Julie Benz is preparing for the raping of a lifetime, when suddenly Rambo sneaks up behind and rips out the guy's throat. Bare. Fucking. Handed. Rambo is All. Man.
Tigeerrrr Knee!!! The Protector (2005) Sensing she's home free, the villainess grips a rope and flies away from the scene. Then absolute silence. And you know what that means...
Medieval Devilry  Black Death (2010) After refusing to renounce his faith, a holy warrior is pulled to death in this classy, retro kill.
Screwface Overkill  Marked For Death (1990) Pfft. What more.needs to be said about this kill?  A eye gouge here, a back snap there, a flight down an elevator shaft. Further proof that Steven Segal hates Jamaicans.
Inside Out  Ninja (2009) During a fight on board a moving subway train, one unfortunate bad guy gets tossed through the glass and is hit by a passing train while still in mid air.
Face Rip   Hatchet (2006) Dude splits a lady's upper and lower jaws open.
Look Out Below!!!  Saw (2004) Chasing the jigsaw killer proves deadly for one officer.
Bombs Away!  Ironclad (2011) Man has his limbs chopped off, then he is strapped to a catapult and sent flying into a castle wall.
Doorway Kill The Raid: Redemption (2011) In the middle of fighting 5 hoods armed with machetes, our hero takes the time to guillotine a guy before he can cause any further harm.
Vacuum Packed Dream Home (2010) A woman is hogtied and has her head covered in a plastic bag, which is then vacuum sealed to remove the air.
Roundhouse Knife Kill Expendables 2 (2012) I think this one speaks for itself. Van Damme is a badass dude.
Salute Your Shorts!  Sleepaway Camp 3 (1989) One of the campers is blindfolded, hoisted up a flagpole and then just dropped.
Outhouse Kill  Sleepaway Camp (1983) How do you drown someone in an outhouse? Seriously?
A Rave to Die For The Collection (2011)
Nuke the Brains The Last House On The Left (2009) I dunno. Gotta nuke something.
Victor Crowley Rampage Hatchet 1-3 (2006-20013) Just about every kill in this entire film series was amazing. Victor Crowley is an artist and it is nearly impossible to pick just one.