The Bad Touch

So I was on the train the other day...

...and while conversing with a friend, the train suddenly goes silent. This usually means one of two things either the train is stalled, or there's going to be a fight. This night, it was a fight. As it turns out, there was a woman of the "ghetto persuasion," sitting in a two-seater with her kid. Thing is, she was only occupying one seat as he was laying on her, her son's feet were in the 2nd seat. An older woman comes along and moves the kids legs and sits in the seat. This enrages the parent, who begins to berate this woman:

Parent: "What the fuck? Did you just touch my kid? Why the Fuck, would you touch my kid?"


Older woman: "Well he was barely in the seat, and laying on you. Essentially the seat was free."


Parent: "I don't give a fuck! You don't ever touch my kid! You don't ever touch anyone's kid! Who the fuck, do you think you are? What the fuck is your problem?!


Older Woman: Well he needed to move. Law states--


Parent: Bitch, i don't give a fuck about the law! I will fuck you up if you try some stupid shit like that again! you hear me bitch! I will fuck you up!


Older woman: (says something to her husband)


Parent: is that your husband? I don't give a fuck! I will fuck him up too!

After the hood woman exits the train, the older woman wants to talk smack. Someone yells out, "why didn't you say that shit when she was here?" and everyone within earshot is laughing.