Showing posts with label Bollywood. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bollywood. Show all posts

Dabangg 2 (2012)




Chulbul risks everything that masters to him when he sabotages a politician's image by exposing the man's criminal and immoral activities.

Supercop Chulbul Pandey is on top of things. Dispensing his own brand of arrogant justice. When he comes across corrupt politician Baccha, and they immediately develop a distaste for each other. Baccha sends his brother to talk to Pandey's father and later Pandey kills him for talking too much of that "fuck you I run this city"  shit. Baccha in return declares war and royally pisses him off leading to the explosive climax.
Dabangg 2 is a ridiculous movie and I'm mad I let it sit on my queue for so long. From the Awesome intro, to the over the top slow motion action down to the crazy dance sequences, this movie is indeed entertaining. When your personal theme song includes the lyric: "One slap from him can make people unconscious for life" you just know you're in for a treat.
 


 Man, this guy really loved his song and dance routines. Just look at him go.

 
Plot wise, Dabangg 2 is similar to Singham. Supercop transfers to big city, cleans it up, faces down politicians, and wins the day in the end, with all the singing and dancing one can handle. The Main difference between Singham and Dabangg is that Chubul Pandey is both arrogant and cocky, qualities not found in Singham and it's a darker film overall. If you liked one, you'll definitely like this one. 



Violence? Yes
Explosions? No
Nudity? How does one say "No" in Hindi?

Ragini MMS (2011)





The weekend getaway quickly changes gets as they find themselves in a house that had been rigged with cameras. The cameras that were meant to capture love-making are witness to something that is beyond the realm of human understanding.

As awesome as a weekend of lovemaking sounds, Bollywood movies are such a tease sexually that you should never expect any type of sexual contact.

Uday plans a weekend at a farm house with the intention of filming his sexcapades with Ragini. His plans are seemingly wrecked when her best friend, Piya, shows up with her boyfriend, Vishal, in toe.
Vishal tells Uday about the urban legend going around the town regarding the house. Supposedly a woman was killed by her family after being declared a witch, only to come back and kill them all. He then immediately walks down the darkest, creepiest hallway alone. To his credit though, when he freaked out, he had the proper reaction and left.

With them gone, Udays plan is back on track and he again tries to make it happen. After handcuffing Ragini to the bed and making some sexual moves, he is paranormally attacked. Freaked out, and in panic mode, he accidentally reveals a hidden camera and Regini discovers his plan to make a sex tape.

Cementing his scumbag status, he leaves her cuffed to the bed because he can't to be there anymore, and has to go. He's immediately tossed back into the house battered and bloody and accuses her of setting this up. He then quickly kills himself and leaves her to carry the movie on her own.
Digging around, she finds a bottle of vodka and decides there's nothing else to do but get acquainted with it. (Which is about the 2nd best response to this situation.) Turns out, vodka sucks. The lights go out again and she gets roughed up by the spirit. She finally frees herself of the cuffs and finds that escaping the house will be no easy task.


Pro Tip: never use sex cuffs. Sure there they're sexy and fun, but what happens when shit gets real and you don't have a key?

Ragini MMS is basically a two person film and Ragini and Uday are stuck carrying the load. They do a pretty good job, (especially as it becomes a one person film) but like an arranged marriage, there was no love. A lot of the film is done with a handheld camera. I think that's a first for a Bollywood production and part of what drew me to the film. I was curious as to how it would be handled. A Bollywood Paranormal Activity type of film? Would there be song and dance? Would there be a love story? I didn't know what to expect and I was a little excited.

Minus the intro, there are no songs and dances and there aren't any romantic moments. There is, however, a lot of paranormal activity (wink). A lot of stuff happens in the background of the film but attention is called to it so that nothing is missed by the viewer. When they finally bring the shit to the forefront, the film gets much better...Then it becomes Blair Witch and totally drags.

I feel like it was an awesome effort but one that could have been done better. On the bright side, this is a welcome change from the typical Bollywood film and it's increased my interest in the genre.



Violence? Yes
Explosions? No
Nudity? No

Singham (2011)




A humiliated gangster, Jaikant Shikre, uses his influence and goon power to terrorize a newly transferred police officer while trying to win the elected seat of Minister. Super Inspector Bajirao Singham will have his hands full watching his back, protecting his woman and cleaning up the police force, all while trying to take down Shikre before the election.


Jaikant Shikre is a ruthless smooth talking gangster. He owns Goa and essentially does what he wants. His intention is to run for government, knowing that if he is elected, he'll be untouchable. His misdeeds eventually land him in the crosshairs of super Inspector Bajirao Singham.


 
Singham=Indian Jon Hamm

Singham is the embodiment of justice. He is an uncorruptable honest cop who not only has his own theme song, his intro includes singing and dancing, cool shades and slow motion walking. Also, According to his song, he destroys evil and never lets bad guys escape.

Because this is a Bollywood movie, there has to be some type of love story and or signing and dancing-- Singhams into notwithstanding-- so we get to watch Singham develop as a character as he meets and falls in love with Kavya Goatum, the daughter of a guy who used to live in the village. He saves her honor and after spending time with each other, she eventually drops the L word. He's initially taken aback but after a song and dance montage he comes to accept his true feelings for her.

With that out of the way, we can get back to the good stuff. During their first confrontation, Singham gets the upper hand and reminds Shikre that he is nothing but criminal scum. Embarrassed, he leaves immediately and sets about plans for revenge. He gets Singham transferred to Goa and outright threatens to kill him because he runs that place and there's no one there that can stop him.





Singham is definitely entertaining and the beauty of it is, I can't tell whether it is intentionally over the top or not. Either way it's glorious.

In the end, Singham delivered:

3 public belt to ass whippings
2 very public shamings of the police
2 song and dance routines
2 inspirational speeches
4 open palm super slaps

I'm having a hard time trying to justify giving Singham just a 5. I really enjoyed it but it isn't a "5" and I really don't want to come back to change this later, sooo...4?.


Violence? Yes
Explosions? No
Nudity? No

Ghajini (2008)



After a vicious attack claims the life of his girlfriend and leaves him with a debilitating case of short-term memory loss, mobile phone mogul Sanjay Singhania sets out on a quest to bring down the perpetrators that have ruined his life.
It is quickly explained that a man suffers from short term memory loss after receiving an injury from an assault. Everyday he wakes up, he reminds himself, via notes and pictures, that his mission is to hunt and kill those responsible for his condition and taking the life of his lady. As the movie unfolds, The narrative transitions from a revenge thriller into a romantic comedy. Although this may be par for the course in India, as an international viewer, It's a little jarring to sit down for Memento and have that spliced with Enchanted.

The action part of the film is pretty much a direct knockoff of Memento. A tattooed, super buff guy with short term memory is out to hunt and kill the people responsible for his condition and the death of his wife. Sound familiar?

The romantic comedy part is pretty standard fare. She pretends that she knows him and says he's proposed. He has never met her, yet falls in love instantly when he does. No Bollywood movie is complete without a song and dance number and this film is no exception. 

At three hours long, Ghajini has a little something for both men and women in the same film.

 
Nip Slip.

 Out of Ten? 6
Long, but ultimately rewarding if you can make it to the end.

Violence? Yes
Explosions? Of violence
Nudity? Definitely could have used some.

Delhi Belly (2011)


A couple of slacker roommates find themselves mixed up in some shady business after accidentally delivering the wrong package to a gangster. The gangsters take Punjabi Iglesias' fiancee hostage and they must come up with a plan to rescue her and save their own lives as well.

Stay Quotage:
  • "People care about how you look"
         "And that's why I don't hang out with those people."
  • "She's a whore."
           "Nooo! I thought she was sucking cock because she was just really outgoing."
  • "She doesn't give me a good feeling"
            "She's my gf, she's supposed to give me a good feeling!
  • "Did they shave your head before they tried to hang you?"
       No.
     "Then why the fuck are you bald?"

Delhi Belly was actually fun. Not the greatest, but it served it's purpose and entertained me. It was funnier than I thought it'd be and being a bollywood production, of course this film features a song and dance number.

Bollywood. You come for the movie, but admit it. You stay for the dance sequences.

Out of Ten? 6.5

Violence? Yes
Explosions? No
Nudity? No...Unfortunately

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