Showing posts with label France. Show all posts
Showing posts with label France. Show all posts

Mutants (2009)





While clearing a house for supplies, a man is infected with the disease after a mutant is shot and explodes in his face. His wife, being an EMT packs him up and rushes off to get some space to fix him. She tells him that he has about three days, maybe less before he turns and tries to keep him alive and delay the inevitable while waiting for rescue. The tension increases as 4 other dangerous survivors find them, but despite all of that, it doesn't really get any better or worse until the end as their fortress is besieged by mutants and it becomes a true fight for survival.


Mutants was dull. It just seemed like not a lot was happening. This movie stuck to the standard script and didn't defer. What I did notice was the violent transformation for infected folk. It just looked rough.

I guess that's their contribution to the genre?



Violence? Yes
Explosions? No
Nudity? No

Rubber (2010)





When Robert, a tire, discovers his destructive telepathic powers, he soon sets his sights on a desert town; in particular, a mysterious woman becomes his obsession.

The.Tire.Has.A.Name.


This movie fucking sucked. I know it was supposed to be a bad flick that destructs bad movies, and what more could you expect from a movie starring a killer tire? But holy fuck was this bad. The worse part is that I was looking forward to watching it.

Pass. Definitely pass.  







Violence? Yes
Explosions? Yes
Nudity? No

Sleepless Night (2011)


Vincent is one of two French cops whose bold drug heist goes bad, leading the mobster who's cocaine they've snatched to kidnap his son.

Two masked dudes steal a bag of cocaine from two pushers. In the struggle one guy loses his mask and gets made as one of the pushers escapes. Not too long after, Victor, the guy who lost his mask, is contacted by Jose Marciano, a drug lord who let's him know that he has his son and he wants that bag of cocaine in return for a safe exchange.

The bulk of the film then takes place in a French nightclub, a.k.a. Marciano's headquarters. After hiding the bag, Vincent approaches Marciano who gives him the Zidane special and damn near headbutts him out of his shoes.


That's Vincent there in the blue

Understanding that Marciano means business, he goes to retrieve the bag, only to find it missing. Knowing that he can't leave without his son, he concocts a ruse involving a fake bag, hoping that when the jig is up, he'll have his son and have him home in time for school in the morning. Unfortunately, he is found out too soon, and is now trapped in the club with Marciano, Turkish gangsters, and two cops of the French Internal Affairs division, one of whom May have his own agenda.

Sleepless night is a solid French thriller. It's openly frantic action within the first fifteen minutes, then bottles up and becomes a tension filled action story told from within a nightclub. Trust me when I tell you that it isn't a French Taken a.k.a. Tak-oh-hoh-hoh. It stands on it's own and does a pretty good job of doing so.


Random thoughts:
- I love that they line dance to "another one bites the dust." Is that a thing in French clubs? 
- I also love that he gets a talking to from Marciano who apparently hates kidnapping kids.

Oh Oui Oui

Violence? Yes
Explosions? No
Nudity? No

Point Blank (2010)





After saving a guy during his shift, at the hospital, Samuel returns home to find assassins have kidnapped his wife and given him 3 hours to release the guy or she'll be killed. In releasing the patient, a criminal named Sartet, he learns that the kidnappers are in his employ and he was on the run from assassins the night he was hospitalized. Samuel tries to trade Sartet for his wife but as he tries to make the swap, the would be assassins show up to finish the job. The police are hot on their trail as they manage to escape again only to find themselves involved in a deeper mystery and potential conspiracy.

Point Blank is a decent French action thriller that neither enhances nor ruins the genre. There are a few twists that do help to keep you interested, however. Some people have compared it to Taken. But...that's just dumb.

Out of Ten? 6.5

Violence? Yes
Explosions? No
Nudity? No

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