Franny, Zoe and the girls leave their small-town, conservative college for a national championship competition in Florida, but their rivals are fierce. Will they be able to pull it off despite all the roadblocks in their way?
A school marching band is in the locker room getting ready to march at a game. After a camera is introduced, the girls have their bare boobs plastered all over the jumbotron at the school. Soon they receive the news that they are going to nationals in Florida, during spring break.
On the way to Florida, their bus breaks down and they are told they will need about 3-4k to replace the engine. So then the film launches into a "lets put the girls into sexy situations so that they can make that money" film. (Including jello wrestling.) Eventually their coach catches up to them and he reveals that they have no shot at winning because they aren't going there to perform, they going there to be laughed at, as a result of the jumbotron incident from earlier. The girls decide to go anyway, as making it to nationals has been the point of the film. When they're done there, they decide to head back into town for more jello wrestling.
Bikini Spring Break is as the title suggests, a spring break movie. You already know what to expect, and the film certainly delivers. The only real difference? The girls are in a marching band as opposed to being cheerleaders.
Shhh. Don't debate me on semantics. Here are some pictures:
Out of Ten? 5
Violence? No
Explosions? No
Nudity? There were tits from the opening credits
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