Eye Candy Actresses




Eye candy is a staple of every movie and even in a shitty movie, it is more than welcome. Sometimes though, it just seems like Hollywood quit, and decided to cast the pretty chick in order to collect more $$$. The philosophy is this: "Who cares what she says or how? As long as she's there, the $$$ will flow!" So 9 times out of 10, Hollywood will cast an "actress" who is not required to say more than a few lines here and there.

To that end, I've put together a list of a few women who I feel are guaranteed to make a studio money with minimal to no acting skills required.


Stinkmeaner Chapter 3: The Hateocracy

These is a video of the best fight or flight scenes of last Sunday's Boondocks episode:

Fucking. Hilarious.




Hands down, one of the best shows on television animated or not.

Dead Set (2008) [TV Series]



Dead Set is a BBC produced 6 episode tv series which takes place during and on the set of Britain's Big Brother Reality TV series.

IMDB provides the plot: 
During a fictional series of Big Brother, a zombie outbreak occurs, but the house-mates are unaware of the impending doom outside of the Big Brother House.

Pawn Stars



On the History channel, you can catch Pawn Stars, a reality show about Rick Harrison, and the Las Vegas Pawn shop that he owns and operates with his family.

The Phantom of the Opera

 
Poster via (Imp Awards)

The Phantom of the Opera is Andrew Lloyd Weber's movie version of the hit musical that had been successfully playing Broadway. But this is the thing, musicals are not my scene. So I basically passed on this flick for years. But I picked it up out of curiosity. After seeing Sweeney Todd, I figured one more musical couldn't hurt. And truthfully, it didn't.

I thought the movie was decent and well done. Nearly every scene with the Phantom (when he wasn't singing) was actually pretty good. What I didn't agree with was the length. I thought the characters were good and played their roles as good as can be expected given the source material.

3 Reasons You Suck...


...Get Him to the Greek.


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