Eye Candy Actresses




Eye candy is a staple of every movie and even in a shitty movie, it is more than welcome. Sometimes though, it just seems like Hollywood quit, and decided to cast the pretty chick in order to collect more $$$. The philosophy is this: "Who cares what she says or how? As long as she's there, the $$$ will flow!" So 9 times out of 10, Hollywood will cast an "actress" who is not required to say more than a few lines here and there.

To that end, I've put together a list of a few women who I feel are guaranteed to make a studio money with minimal to no acting skills required.


**My criteria was this:  Not only did she have to look good, she had to be someone who has gotten steady work. I'm sure I missed a few people, hit me up in the comments.**

Megan Fox
Megan Fox is the Vin Diesel of female actors.
Everyone is too busy sucking her dick to care whether or not she can act. But when you look like her, does it matter? A cursory glance at her filmography reveals that she went unnoticed on Hope & Faith for 37 episodes, where presumably, she had to act. She wasn't always "That Hot Chick From Transformers."



 Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba - Does anyone really feel that Jessica Alba can act? Does anyone really care?
Looking through her filmography, I'd say it was her role on Dark Angel (42episodes) that brought her to where she is now. Apparently, she could act at one point. I wonder what happened?



Eva Mendes
Eva Mendes - Body on point. Face like Cindy Crawford.
Since All About The Benjamins however, she's been either miscast or flat out terrible (Hitch, Ghost Rider) and hasn't shown any real acting talent.



Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer Lopez - Big Face, Big Ass, Big Bad Acting.
I don't think there's much more to add. Reading her filmography, I want to say it was Money Train. but clearly it was after Anaconda, that she became a household name. Funny thing, she's been trying to shake that "pretty face" label and become a "serious" actress for years.



Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson - Great rack, bad acting.
It may be in her delivery, but something is really off about her acting. Sometimes her scenes can really drag. If you're watching for her boobs though, you won't notice. Watch "Scoop" or "The Spirit" and you'll see.






***Photo Credits:***
Devon Aoki - Hey Stupid
Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansen, Eva Mendes, Jennifer Lopez (Banners) - Top 100 Women 
Megan Fox - Kipram, Modom, ForbesAvenue, Xarj
Jessica Alba - TrawBros, Rockband1999, Teemix, Yowazzup
Eva Mendes - Topnews, Porhomme, Desktopexchange, Care2
Jennifer Lopez - Picsdigger, slumz.boxden.com, iamfan, hotoffpress
Scarlett Johansson - Webpoori, blahblahblahscience, static.fameball.com, dietrichthrall

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