A veteran assigned to extract Earth's remaining resources begins to question what he knows about his mission and himself.
So apparently we fought a war against robots. We won, but in reality we lost because we used our nukes against them and wrecked the planet. The robots now mine the planet and destroy any remaining human. Except Tom Cruise, because Scientology is the one true religion.
Nothing happens for about half of the film, then Morgan Freeman finally shows up, (for 10 minutes) explains the plot and earns his freckle. His presence didn't help any as the movie was basically Tom Cruise making Tom Cruise faces and flying/walking around a desert for about 2hrs.
Oblivion is essentially a polished turd. Sure it looks pretty, but ultimately it is still shit. I won't go into specifics because I don't want to spoil it and judging from the crowds it has received at theaters, people want to see it. They have no idea what they're getting into though. It reached Avatarian levels of suck.
There are way too many bad things to say about this movie, but I'll try something positive: this movie will look fantastic in high definition.
There. Now don't waste your money or your time.
Out of Ten? 4
Violence? Yes
Explosions? Yes
Nudity? No
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