So I was on the train the other day...
...and there was a man chatting up this female passenger. He was trying to be smooth and attractive and she seemed attentive but unimpressed.
After about 10 minutes of conversation, he pulled out a glass coke bottle. (The ones with the twist off cap.) Neither him nor the female has a bottle-opener but being as smooth as he thought he was, he decided against twisting off the cap as he was going to open it using the bottom of the seat instead.
As he's trying to get her number, I notice he has not been paying attention to the bottle outside of placing it between the seat. Once he feels it's secure however, he pulls up. Hard. As soon as the top came off, it sprayed soda everywhere. His suit? Ruined, Her hair? Donezo. Her outfit and the outfits of the 3 unlucky souls in the vicinity? Coke-Stained.
I called it a Moral Victory as he didn't get her number, but he did get her wet.
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