So I was on the train the other day...
...and
there's an obese woman, standing maybe two seats away from me. Suddenly, she starts to
move suspiciously. She looks left, then right, and feeling that no one
is watching her, she proceeds to place her hand into her shirt. No big
deal, women adjust all the time. Thing is, this woman wasn't adjusting,
she was looking for something. Maybe 15 seconds later, she pulls out a
checkbook. After she was done, she puts it away, then again, looks left
and right then pulls out half of a sandwich.*
*No not really, but would you have been surprised if she did?
I use that area as a pocket often. Food food, no. But phones, keys, cards. If it will stay, it will go.
ReplyDeleteIn retrospect, It was probably the way she was all shifty eyed and suspicious.
ReplyDeleteYou women are often weird.