They Died Too Soon...



***Editor Note: This list was done in 2010, and as much as I hated 2011 year in movies, I'm sure I'm missing at least one or two characters. Hit the comments, let me know your thoughts.***


King Leonidas - 300
Spartans are warriors and they always fight to the death. But it takes a special type of badass to defy the laws of his own country and lead a team of 300 men who nearly toppled the Persian Empire. Plus he kicked a dude into a bottomless pit and nearly speared Xerxes to death.
Angeline Jolie - Wanted
Honestly, I didn't like Wanted, but there is no denying that Fox was a bad ass assassin. True, some of her scenes were over the top, but the opening scene in which she fires a shotgun out of a moving car, during a high speed chase, while steering with her feet and shitting on the new guy, earned her the distinction of making this list.
Tony Montana - Scarface
One of Pacino's greatest performances. Tony Montana went from a penniless Cuban immigrant to a millionaire drug lord. He was badass even until the end, nearly taking out every one who stormed his house all while high as fuck. Cocaine is indeed a hell of a drug.
John Creasy - Man on Fire
What. A. Character. John Creasy marked Denzel's second foray into Badassery after playing Det. Alanzo Harris In Training Day. After the child Creasy is bodyguarding disappears, he tears through the Mexican mob in search of her. At one point, he even places a bomb in some poor dude's ass. Yep, it was a bad time for villainy when John Creasy was around.
Doc Holiday - Tombstone
Val Kilmer, like him or not, has played some awesome characters in his career. However, he will never top his portrayal of Doc Holiday in Tombstone. Dude got up from his deathbed, just to participate in the final gun brawl. I think that alone solidifies his place on this list.
Gunnery Sgt. Hartman - Full Metal Jacket

R. Lee. Ermy is a legit badass who has played many variations of that in his acting career. His most famous role was that of Gunnery Sgt. Hartman In Full Metal Jacket. He verbally destroyed the new recruits while simultaneously making himself a character we'd never forget.
Big Daddy - Kick-Ass

In a world w/o superheroes, one man took it upon himself to not only teach his daughter how to become a lethal killing machine, he also dressed up in costume with her and wrecked shop. I can forgive the fact that this was Nicholas Cage in a costume. Big Daddy was a legit character.
Juno - The Descent II
Juno led her crew on a spelunking expedition into a cave system that was previously undiscovered. When shit got real however, so did she. Little to no hesitation or remorse as she pick-axed, clawed, and fought they cave mutants.
Bill The Butcher - Gangs of New York
Daniel Day-Lewis is so selective with his roles that nearly every character he plays is badass in one way or another. While some may go with his oil baron in There Will Be Blood, I'm choosing, Bill the Butcher.
Colonel Miles Quaritch aka Colonel Gunz
When he's not benching 250lbs in a tiny wife beater, Colonel Gunz breathes badassery. Not only was he shot with two giant arrows, he pilots a mechanical suit while on fire, and pursues those eco pussies in a known toxic environment without even thinking of oxygen until his clip was empty. All. Man.

6 comments:

  1. Flix,
    Please include the following Badass MFs on your Badass MFs list:
    Javier Bardem/No Country For Old Men
    Brig. Gen. Francis X. Hummel(Ed Harris)/The Rock
    Heath Ledger/Dark Knight
    The Machine/The Matrix
    Steve Buscemi/Fargo
    Tex Cobb/Raising Arizona
    Duane Whitaker & Peter Greene/Pulp Fiction for fuckin Marcellus Wallace. Not a pretty sight - No homo!

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  2. Not a bad list, friendo.

    3 things though.

    1) I can't call a dude a badass MF because he fucked another dude. So they're off the list.

    2) Steve Buscemi is not a badass. (Maybe on HBO but not in anything else I've seen. [Including Reservoir Dogs])

    3) Although they were badass, The Joker, Anton Chigurrh, and the Machine don't count. As they didn't die or aren't human.

    That just leaves Raising Arizona and The Rock.

    I haven't seen Raising Arizona due to my Nic Cage bias and as for the Rock, while being a solid character in a solid flick, I wouldn't consider Major Hummel a BAMF. (Especially in the context of this list.) Personally, I would have offered up Sean Connery, but again, people who don't die don't count.

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  3. FYI-
    Anton Chigurrh died (human)
    The Joker died (human)
    Plus any body to fuck (no pun) with Marcellus Wallace is a badass MF, is all i'm saying!!! No homo!
    Maybe you should checkout Raising Arizona b4 you condemn it. (might be b4 your time!)

    Honorary Mention (Chart-Toppers):
    Lil Dice/City of God
    Joe Pesci/Goodfellas
    Bobby Deniro/Cape Fear
    Now these were some Badass MFs!!!

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  4. Dude, Chigurrh did not die. He was hit by a car, he paid a kid some cash for his shirt then straight up walked away.

    The Joker died in the Original '89 Batman, but not in The Dark Knight. Batman saved him.

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  5. now i gotta go back and watch these two flicks again? damn you Flix!!!

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  6. you are correct, Flix!

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