A huge man-eating crocodile terrorizes people near Krabi, Thailand. Michael Madsen plays a hunter stalking the beast, while a local tries to blame a foreign crocodile-farm owner for the crocodile's rampage.
The Two Thai men are fishing for food when the explosion wakes up a predatory crocodile who immediately takes them out. [Right off the bat, we start with two men dynamite fishing in a boat. Ya gotta love a movie that starts with dynamite fishing]
At a zoo, a local tour guide is smitten with an angry Thai lady who seems to be angry for no good reason. At his show, he pulls a random child from the audience to play goalie against an elephant in soccer. This fails to impress the woman. [This kid sucks. Worst goalie ever! How do you let baby elephants score on you?!]
Thai lady remains unimpressed.
His next trick involved a crocodile, and after tricking the crowd, learns that angry Thai lady works for the Department of Animal Welfare. After informing him of impending violations, she walks away. [Showing us that she is indeed a sassy confident woman who don't need no man.]
There's some filler as the croc nearly attacks a small child by the beach but then decides it isn't time yet. [He just wanted us to know he's there. We see you, boo.]
Our hero's nephew follows a super cocky, super angry, Asian dude and we learn that he and his brother are something like mobsters who have plans to shut down the park and build a road through it. They plan to use the animal Dept and the Taxman to do so.
Hero dude is soon confronted by the tax man and is told he owes nearly 300k. No one escapes the tax man..except him, after being aided by a few of the locals, who were immediately chomped by the killer crocodile. (Luckily not before we get a sexy slow-motion look at their sexy bodies.)
Trying to warn officials of the crocodile attack, a few witnesses are easily dismissed as there hasn't been a crocodile sighting in over 20 years. Overhearing this is Asian Mobster #2 who immediately sets a plan in motion to frame our heroes and at night, the zoo is attacked by two men who break into the gator cage and wrassle some gators, freeing three.
The next day, the family of the crocodile victims confirm their disappearance while in the background the seemingly inept cops find a leg which is quickly identified. The freed crocodiles are immediately scapegoated and Jack's farm is finally shutdown as news of the escape hits the city and the blame falls on them. Naturally, the bad guys celebrate.
[He probably didn't even know they were filming. Just happened to be there. Dynamite fishing.]
Scene cuts to a whitebread family playing in the water. The crocodile continues his killing spree by taking a small child. Reinforcing its ruthlessness.The mobster dudes offer a 50k reward for it's capture. Which opens up the field for more potential victims and finally gives Madson the chance to speak. He quickly states that he's been tracking it for some time.
The crocodile, manages to cock block hero #2 and attack while he shared some alone time with his lady. [The camera cut to another scene, but I imagined it ending as the killer croc swam away laughing while the guy shook his fist at it.]
The mobsters decide that Jack's sister has to go as she's been bailing him out. They had tried to arrange "Death by Car" for his sister and after failing, their flunky runs, leaving his phone which is found By Jack who then calls mobster number 2 and threatens him with revenge.
The crocodile (who really gets around), somehow manages to get into the swimming pool of mobster #1. He decides to stick around for a second course and eats mobster #2 as well. With that, our 2 of our heroes' antagonists are gone. However the Croc still remains.
Next day they head to the crocodiles lair, intending to kill it (or die trying!). The Croc shows and quickly snags one the sister and drags her away. The guys are hot on her trail and manage to find its oasis. [It may seem like he's always eating, but we all know Asian food makes you hungry again in an hour.]
They find and kill the crocodile, leaving the canyon as heroes. But not before a final feel good moment where we all share a laugh and honor the dead in an academy award style montage.
Violence? Croc on Man
Explosions? Dynamite Fishing!
Nudity? No
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