Hillary Duff's not as sexy, not as famous older sister Haylie stars in this quasi-entertaining thriller which doesn't really amount to much. Fear Island is just...okay. But hey, at least someone watched it, right? Right? Ah, fuck you guys!
A Young woman is seen being chased through the woods by the authorities. All of her friends have been killed dead and she is the sole survivor. Questioning her is a disapproving cop who is being quite heavy handed in his pursuit of the truth and a psychiatrist who believes her. As the sole survivor, she's asked to give an account of everyone that was with her, how they died, and how she survived.
That week, she was getting together with a few old friends for the end of the summer. She was headed to a cabin on a remote island, owned by a member of the group. Little things start to happen here and there, but they are easily ignored.After the incidents intensify, they begin to suspect that someone else may be on the island, and when their boat goes missing, they are forced to accept their situation. There is someone on the island that doesn't want them to leave. On top of that, they are leaving messages on the bodies of each victim.
They begin to piece together just who is after them, but it's way too late by then. You already know they failed. You've been listening to the only survivor.
Quote of the film:
A dude gives a chihuahua tequila and when he's called out, says, "Well, he's Mexican. Mexicans love Tequila!"
Violence? Took a while, but we got there.
Explosions? No
Nudity? No
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