A cave-dwelling man sets out to track down the killer of a homeless boy and bring him to justice.
Yes I watched this shitty movie. It took about 3 beers, but I finally crossed this shit off my list. With that being said, I'm not spending a minute "reviewing" this ridiculous film.
Here are five good reasons why:
1) Samuel Jackson plays Romulus, a homeless pianist.
2) Dude lives in a cave and is actually called Caveman.
3) Sam Jackson in dreads and fully bearded is ridiculous.
4) There's a sex scene?!
5) A homeless dude that has a relationship with the police?
6) It's called "The Caveman's Valentine." I mean, really.
Out of ten? Five 4.
I have repented, dear readers, and I've seen the light, through all it's dreaded and bearded foolishness.
I have repented, dear readers, and I've seen the light, through all it's dreaded and bearded foolishness.
Violence? Mild
Explosions? No
Nudity? Least they could do is throw us a titty, right?
With the 5 (but really 6) reasons why not to "review" I think that a 5 out of 10 is waaaaaaaay too generous! Sam Jackson with with dreads alone brings the movie down to a 4 MAX!
ReplyDeleteFun fact: the more I read your comment, the more I agree with it. I withdraw my argument and amend the final rating.
ReplyDeleteCaveman's Valentine: 4.
Fuck that beard.