***In Celebration of Shark Week, we'll be covering Shark cinema.
Today's film is: 2-Headed Shark Attack***
A group of teens taking a "semester at sea" course find themselves stranded on an abandoned atoll after their ship is attacked by a monster shark. To their dismay, they find that the island is sinking and the shark is terrorizing the only way out. (Hint: The Water)
This movie is terrible. But somewhere between the cheesy lines, the horrible reading of said lines, and the lame creature effects, this could have been a decent bad movie, but the dialogue was too terrible, and the casting was awful. (Hi, Brooke Hogan!). The Shark however, definitely did his part as apparently two heads means twice the carnage. There were even multiple minorities for it to feed on.
I see you hiding back there, token. You can't hide from your fate.
I want to say that this film reached "so bad it's good" status. But no. it's just bad. In films like these, there are only two things people want to see: people getting killed and people getting naked. The shark delivered, but the lack of nudity was astounding.
Out of Ten? 4.5
Violence? Yes
Explosions? Yes
Nudity? Waaaay under quota
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