***In Celebration of Shark Week, we'll be covering Shark cinema.
Today's film is: Shark Attack 3: Megalodon***
When two researchers discover a colossal shark's tooth off the Mexican coast their worst fears surface - the most menacing beast to ever rule the waters is still alive and mercilessly feeding on anything that crosses its path.
The Megalodon is a large prehistoric shark. Long thought to be extinct, one exists solely to terrorize the people of this film.
Life is good for the members of the mexican beach patrol. Beaches, bikinis and babes are their life. But now they have to deal with a 30 foot prehistoric shark. But after finding a large shark tooth during a deep sea dive, Ben (our hero) uploads a picture of it, hoping someone can help him identify it. The call is answered by a Cat Stone, a marine biologist, and she rushes to his beach to confirm what she's found. Assuring him that he won't have a huge problem. She tracks the shark and tags it, confirming it is the same shark as she thought. After it attacks someone though, she reveals the truth, she's a paleontologist with the museum and the shark is a megalodon. A species of shark that can grow up to 72ft and is supposed to be extinct. Ben immediately sets out to hunt and kill it as it threatens the resort. Soon after, the danger and urgency increases as its mother makes an appearance.
Shark Attack 3 is only related to the other two movies by name. It is a decent bad flick and has arguably reached cult status based on this one scene:
Shark Attack 3 was worth it for that line alone. I can't believe that fucking worked.
Out of Ten? 6.5
Explosions? Yes
Nudity? Yes
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