Five gay men are chased by a crazed killer through an obstacle course of partygoers, dirty dancers, and sexy shenanigans on Halloween night.
On the eve of the Halloween Carnival, two young men are brutally cockblocked murdered inside of their car. [One dude loses his head while getting head.]
The next night a group of men, while heading to the carnival, decide to stop outside the murder scene and walk through the park to get there. In the park, they run into a guy with devil horns and a goatee. He clearly has murderous intent, but they somehow interpret that to be sexy gay intent. They taunt him until he walks away [Because gay folk love to spread their love] but they are unaware that he followed them to the party. Using it as cover, one by one devil dude starts to take them down.
The last act is typical slasher fare as devil dude [who also loves to cockblock apparently] gets the final guy alone in the house who has to survive long enough to fight back.
Stray Quotage:
We're they boning each other?
Yes, Chad they were boning each other
Haha! They died doing it! Yes!
Haha! They died doing it! Yes!
Hey, did you know that gay dudes can't hide their immediate interest in
other dudes, especially those of the buff, shirtless bad boy mentality?
You know, I don't think I've ever seen or have ever been aware of a gay horror movie but unsurprisingly, It was about as bad as a straight horror film. [Hooray for equality!] Hellbent isn't that much different than any other slasher flick. It just involves more of the homosexual culture. [or what is perceived to be is the culture.] Anyway, the door was left open for a sequel, but I doubt that happens.
Violence? Yes
Explosions? No
Nudity? No
Explosions? No
Nudity? No
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