Trapped in a house of horror, seven people discover that the only way they'll get out is to tell their scariest stories.
6 people are on a tour of a Hollywood ghost town. They manage to convince the driver to let them into the house in which Hysteria was filmed. He warns them that it is haunted but they will not be deterred. While they tour the house, they get trapped in a large secret room and the driver tells them that they are stuck in the room and they may not get out without telling a personal horror story.
Story one is essentially about killer boobs. It's better than it sounds and a solid tale to lead off this shindig. An actress comes to Hollywood and gets a boob job, only to find that her breasts feed off human blood.
For the second story, the wife wouldn't tell her story so the husband does for her. They went to Japan to try and ignite sparks in their relationship only to find themselves wrapped up in a Japanese ghost story as the wife finds herself seduced by and ghost fucked by a demon and he learns that he'll have to venture into Hell to save her.
Story 3 is about a two dudes who were derailed by the cooch of a goddamn succubus, and neither of them had tree fiddy!
Story 4 is told by the goth girl. (You can't have a movie like this without a goth girl) and she tells of her twin. Which just happens to be a tape worm that her mother also carried to term to avoid miscarriage. That tale also comes with this gem: "we've pulled the goalie" a.k.a. we're not using protection.
Only four stories are told, but just when you start to believe that the movie is robbing you, the tour guide tells the final story, which ends all the other stories and brings the movie to a close.
Boom! Old man laying the hammer. Down!
Trapped Ashes is actually a pretty decent movie. It plays like it wants to tank it in the end, but it actually pulls everything together and for lack of a better term, "puts a bow on it" and there are a lot of Hollywood "in" references if that's your thing.
Explosions? No
Nudity? Yes
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