Its Official: HOLLYWOOD out of Ideas!!!!

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Hollywood has announced that they have officially run out of ideas. Just about every concept has either been done or beaten to the ground. "Yeah man, Vampires, Zombies, Rom-Coms, we've done them all," said our insider. "Every time we try something 'different' it fails. The retreads makes us money and we'd be stupid to fuck with a winning formula."

"Actually, we ran out of ideas a few years back. We've been putting out absolute bullshit for years and milking established franchises for a while now, how each have gotten #1 status is beyond us. But you chumps keep buying, so we keep making them. We've figured out the formula. The public is too simple, you don't demand much, so they don't get much. Men want explosions and titties, Women want relationship dramas and half-naked dudes, children want talking animals and bright colors. Am I oversimplifying? Yes, but the formula is simple. why change it? When you do catch on, we'll either blame piracy, make a shitty movie and market it to your kids, or create some 'new' visual like 3D and the cycle begins again. We can't lose. Yes everything has been done, but if we tweak it enough and/or add a big enough star, you'll watch. You always do."



Judging by the bullshit they've released recently or are planning to, they may be right...

Furry Vengeance - Brendan "I'm still eating off the Mummy franchise, literally." Frasier
Magic 8 Ball (The Movie)
Paul Blart: Zookeeper - Kevin "I'm surprised he didn't eat the fake moustache" James
Rock'Em Sock'Em (The Movie) - Hugh "The Boy from OZ" Jackman
Smurfs: The Movie (Not Avatar 2)
Cats and Dogs 2

I'll just stop now. I'm depressing myself.