Bluberrella (2011)

Hefty half vampire Blubberella sets her sights on a Nazi leader who's concocting a diabolical plan to create an army of undead soldiers.

First and foremost this is a Uwe Boll film. Those of you that understand that will stop reading after this sentence. That's cool. Explore the rest of the site. Some of the other lists are (finally) updated now.

For everyone that stuck around, you should also know that Blubberella takes itself about as seriously as film like this could. That is to say, not at all.

Quick synopsis:
Blubberella is a rather large half-human half-vampire daywalking superheroine. After arranging a date at the local rail yard, she unexpectedly walks into a battle with Nazis; who were there to transport Jews to Berlin. In the battle, she suffocates their commandant with her Boobs. When he returns as a vampire, he hatches a plan to use her blood to raise an army of vampires and gain immorality for Hitler. Being a superhero, she aims to stop him.

Here are some of the highlights of this film:

• Her favorite room is a meat fridge and her breakfast is cotton candy.
• The sassy Gay dude.
• Blubberella killed a dude and (somehow) turned him by suffocating him with her breasts.
• There's a precious parody. In Blackface.
• The Germans are planning to use vampires to gain immorality for Hitler
• All of the dream sequences feature a black face parody. Shit is pretty funny.
• Multiple references to one of the lead actors not knowing how to act.
• There is a Warhol like picture of her eating a turkey on her wall. Hilarious.
• Uwe Boll himself cameos as Hitler.
• Clint Howard is in this film

Besides being an excuse to make fat jokes for about an hr or so, Blubberella knows what it is. A silly, slapstick, one liner action comedy with a big girl in the lead. It's a bit longer than it needs to be, but it's surprisingly entertaining from an Uwe Boll bad film standpoint.

Violence? Yes
Explosions? No
Nudity? Yes